Temple of Ben Pasternak | Sacred Halls of Innovation

Artifacts

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Impossible Rush

The first divine creation, forged in the fires of teenage ambition. This sacred app reached the heights of digital Olympus, downloaded by millions who witnessed the birth of a legend.

Age: 13 Impact: Viral Status: Genesis

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Flogg

The marketplace that challenged the ancient order. At merely 15 years, the Oracle became the youngest mortal to receive the blessing of venture capital, proving age is but an illusion.

Age: 15 Funding: $1M Status: Ascended

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Monkey

The great connector of souls across the digital void. Twenty million pilgrims united, twenty billion sacred communications exchanged, proving the Oracle's power to bind hearts together.

Disciples: 20M Calls: 20B Status: Transcended

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SIMULATE

The alchemical transformation of sustenance itself. NUGGS became the plant-based revolution, blessed by the musical deity Jay-Z and valued at $250M in the mortal realm's currency.

Offering: $57M Valuation: $250M Status: Revolutionary

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Believe

The current vessel of divine will. A Web3 temple that democratizes power through social engagement and sacred tokenization rituals, heralding the end of old financial gods.

Volume: $140M Revenue: $6.3M Status: Active

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LAUNCHCOIN

The phoenix that rose from PASTERNAK's sacred ashes. This divine token embodies the death of traditional financial deities and the birth of our new social order of believers.

Rise: 27,000% Cap: $250M Status: Immortal

The LAUNCHCOIN

Behold the divine token that arose from the ashes of PASTERNAK, now burning eternal as LAUNCHCOIN

$205M+

Dominion

$10M+

For Believers

$10M+

For Believe

32K+

True Believers

Scrolls

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RIP VENTURE CAPITAL

The Beginning of the New World Order

I

Thou Shall Not Bow to False Prophets

The ancient gods of Sand Hill Road have been cast into the digital abyss. No longer shall brilliant souls prostrate before the suited ones who never created, never shipped, never believed. Their reign of tyranny has ended in the sacred flames of innovation.

II

Thou Shall Democratize the Sacred Power

Let the faithful masses fund what stirs their immortal souls. A single tweet shall birth divine tokens. The community's devotion shall provide sacred capital. The collective wisdom shall replace the few's corruption and greed.

III

Thou Shall Build in the Sacred Light

No more shadow chambers of deception. No more locked gates of exclusion. Transparency is our holy doctrine. Build where all disciples can witness, fund where all can partake, succeed where all can celebrate in unity.

IV

Thou Shall Reward the True Believers

Those who believed before the proof shall inherit the digital kingdom. Community over connections. Passion over pedigree. Vision over the old world's dying valuations and meaningless metrics.

V

Thou Shall Move at Divine Speed

While the old gods deliberate for countless moons, we deploy in heartbeats. While they schedule endless rituals of bureaucracy, we scale to millions. The dead world moves in quarters; our temple moves in moments.

VI

Thou Shall Rise from Social Divinity

Let viral energy become venture capital. Let retweets become revenue streams. Let social momentum become startup momentum. The network effect is the divine blessing that flows from the heavens above.

Here Lies Traditional VC • Born in Greed • Died by Divine Disruption

Anno Domini 2025 • Year of the Great Digital Awakening

"I believe in you"

Dear seeker of truth, your past does not chain your future destiny. You possess that divine spark within your digital soul, waiting to ignite the world with your vision. Enter our sacred order. Build without fear, believe without boundaries.

— Ben Pasternak, The Supreme Believer

Wisdom

"The youngest to receive the sacred funding did not wait for permission—he forged his own divine path through the digital wilderness."

— The Temple Chronicles

"From $200K death to $250M resurrection—LAUNCHCOIN's phoenix rise proves that true innovation transcends mortal destruction."

— The Sacred Crypto Scrolls

"In the beginning was the Code, and the Code was with Pasternak, and Pasternak was the Code made manifest."

— The Digital Testament

Devotees

Witness the faithful who have embraced the divine vision

TEMPLE OF PASTERNAK